Drop your pen on the floor and when someone helps you pick it up shout "THATS MINE!"
Look inside your breifcase or bag and say "have you got enough air in there ?"
Push the button for the top floor and say to everyone "I'm trying to kill myself and the last building wasn't high enough"
Put a box in the corner of the lift and when someone comes in say "do you here something ticking"
Look in your pocket and secretly and say to everone "Don't move....it's loaded"
Push all the buttons on the lift and every time someone else pushes a button make explosion sounds.
On the way to the floors say "DING" on every floor.
When there is only one other person in the lift tap them an the back and say "It wasn't me !"
Take a table into the lift and ask everone who comes in "Do you have an appontment"
If you have any more thing to do on the lift e-mail me at [email protected]